do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.
6. discount candy
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
- normal people: aw man this reminds me of my ex sigh
- me: AW MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF MY OTP SHOOT ME IN THE FACE