poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with


midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

thastorysofar:

if somebody like actually made me a mixtape i think i’d just melt of cuteness

The first time I met up with my boyfriend he brought me 8 CD’s with multiple different types on metal on, like a couple of thousand songs worth. Does that count??


ckate2011:

Daniel Radcliffe, everyone.

(Source: totally-sonic)

roryomalley:

i’ve never met hugh jackman but i trust him.

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

probablyasexoffender:

i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up 

(Source: cloaga)


kaawoshin:

エヴァ らくがき7|パレ


widgetsquerencia:

behindtheplottwist:

They’re more than fiction. They were there for me even if they weren’t real. They were there when you weren’t. They’re more than you think they are.

I think I have reblogged this 3 times today

damonconsumes:

deaneggsandsam:

i was talking to my friend today about something to do with hanging out on the last day of school but instead i accidentally said “the season finale of school”

that’s when you know.

(Source: straightdan)

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

(Source: nookling)

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok