Mirror of Erised Merlin AU
While Merlin is a Professor at Hogwarts, he visits Arthur every night, even if it is only an image of him in a mirror.
Okay if you can’t fuck with a person because of:
- Pubic hair
- Stretch marks
- Any other natural occurrence of the human form
You aren’t really worthy of it anyway
this is one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen
do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
i only accept apologies in cash
"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life
Actually my father is Palestinian.